2.25.2009

Propaganda from the age of ignorance.

10:47 PM


I love propaganda films. They make me very happy. Also it makes me feel cool to know that if I smoke enough pot I'll be compelled to dance the Charleston while laughing manically which will all lead up to me murdering my friends because I'm crazed with REFER MADNESS!

So first lets start with the terrifying homosexual. Always remember the homosexual may appear normal, but they have a disease of the mind it isn't visible like small-pox. This very informative video is called "BOYS BEWARE!" Please take note all facts were checked before producing this video by asking drunk bigot assholes. :D



I like how hitchhiking is A-Okay in this video! Boy, are your views fucked up or what?
Even though that video is funny it still pisses me off a bit. Idiots.


Oh dear god. "Mom I got my first period. WHAT DO I DO?" " Well honey, you simply strap on this maxi pad that's roughly the size of a football. There don't you feel protected?"
Sex Ed for girls parts I and II courtesy of the 50's

I think her Dr. is a rapist.


In this video take special note that our wombs look JUST like a ram. We are awesome.

Men before you ask, YES we all shoot arrows out of our vagina.

I HAVE TO HAVE THAT POSTER! In case you missed it (or didn't watch it at all)..
During Menstruation

Do

*Bathe or shower
*Wash Hair
*Swim
*Dance
*Picnic


Do Moderately

*Skate
*Ride horseback
*Play Fast Games
*Square dance (WTF?!)




Now to my favorite DRUG propaganda!!! NO!

The first one is about dropping acid, as we all know acid is no fucking joke once you drop it please enjoy the next 8 hours of brain fucking, but seriously hotdogs? Who wants to eat when they drop acid?! Someone should have fact checked.



This video is a teen anti-drug film. I'm beyond words.This shit is heavy on the jive talk if you get my drift. Let me go smoke a bowl..I'm sorry let me go smoke a reefers and I'll get back to you..

For the record if you start smoking pot as soon as your high you're going to want a big bag of chips and a gram of black tar heroin.





And lets round it all out with a bit of Anti Porn propaganda. Once a person is perverted it is impossible for them to revert to normal sex. Also you will kill people. Just to warn you reading body building magazine will make you crave anal sex and a dick in your mouth.

6 comments:

Delaney the Undead said...

This Rocked My World.

Angel Ariel Smith said...

"Propaganda from the age of ignorance."

Hmmmm...I adore you and your blunt behavior so I'll let that slide..

I have an absolute LOVE for anything 60's-70's even though some things are utterly ridiculous.
Watching these just made my shitty day far out!

NerdySam said...

I'm not saying EVERYTHING from the 60's was ignorant. Not at all. Just the right winged conservative views. I love the hippy shit! You know me. I was born in the wrong time:D

Angel Ariel Smith said...

Haha,naw totally understand. I will build the first time machine.
We'll go back and correct the idiots.

Oh anddddd... I love how they used a Troll for the LSD film.
P.S. I'm sad cause I supposedly can't square dance anytime soon.

Delaney the Undead said...

IM going to burn the 60s. the 60s sucks ass.

(okay, I just said that for attention.)

Angel Ariel Smith said...

LMAO...
Dee, you and I are gonna have to throwdown, talking all that nonsense.

I must warn you...I go for the jugular,with lazers and all.
;)