Ramblings of a Nerdy Ninja

So I just found out that March is "National educate your teens about sex" month. I realize the month is almost over, but it's better late then never...unless you didn't educate them about the use of condoms and you're already a grandma. Oops.
Sometimes it can be a little difficult to know just what to say during the ol' Birds and the Bees conversation so let me offer some help well not me personally, but how about 10 awkward sex education characters? Oooh yes...


#10 G.I. Jeff- I'm not really sure if his actually in the military or not. However I would by this just to have that condom the packaging rules.




# 9 Australian Adam and Eve Style Dolls- Little know fact about the garden of Eden...although they didn't have clothes (or male enhancement pills) they had an ENDLESS supply of Black lip liner and white lipstick and this time you thought the trend originated in Jersey!




#8 Sex Ed doll Family- This one actually creeps me out. It's a train wreck from the dad's porno mustache to the mom's freaky looking mud flaps. Not to mention that they are all looking off to the side like they are just as ashamed as we are. Why are they all wearing lipstick?




#7 Polygamist Family sex ed dolls- Uhmm I'm not really sure what to say about this except look at how the brother is looking at the sister while sitting on the mom dolls lap...yeeeeah. Gross.



#6 Japanese Sex dolls- Part Japanese Part Sharpei aaall 70's porn.




#5 Creepy 80's Sex dolls- These much like the others are strange, but my personal favorite is the one lone little black baby with his big ol' pink lips and bug eyes. For some reason I bet her name is Mammy.




#4 Condoman- Yo, bro! Don't be a fool wrap up your tool! Yes, because obviously black youth only respond to poorly worded brightly colored ads. Why the hell is he in a deserted island?




#3 Hong Kong sex Dolls- For those outdoorsy hippy types who don't believe in baths, pants, or cutting the cord. Nothing like the feeling of you babies swinging between your legs as you hike to the top of a mountian. What happend to her hair?




#2 British Sex Ed dolls- For those of you who have always wondered what sex with a dead person would be like. Complete with waxy raw poultry colored skin.




#1 Sex education Teacher doll- This is for anyone you know that may be a blockhead.. get it..cause their heads are square... hey fuck you. I don't have to be funny ALL the time!


Hope you enjoyed this remember to tell your children everytime they touch themselves they make god cry. LOLOLOL It's amazing any of us learned ANYTHING.

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