That's the picture he attached. At first I thought I wouldn't post it, but well he sent it to me so therefore it's mine to do as I wish. My wish is to post it here for public humiliation.. That's what he wanted after all, right?
So After the first mail I responded to him with:
Dear Dan, (his name is actually Don I just noticed that... LMAO)
This is an EXTRAORDINARILY unusual request. I have to admit this seems more like a fantasy than a way to get over your heart break. Why don't you tell me more about your situation? Less than 30 minutes later I got this in response.
Hey there and thanks for your response!
You are a remarkably astute young woman, and you are exactly right. This is indeed a fantasy of mine, albeit one that originally grew out of some previous heartbreaks. And I will confess, while there is a part of me that kind of believes this will help me move forward, there is another wilder, more exhibitionistic side of me that wants to push the envelope a bit.
I'd be happy to tell you more about my situation and the various girls who broke my heart, the long-distance crushes I had on unattainable young girls, etc. But perhaps we should cut to the chase. Are you intrigued by this? Are you interested in seeing me act this crazy role-play thing out? Are you willing to participate in something extraordinarily unusual?
It sounds like you are! And if so I am simultaneously flattered, unbelievably thrilled and scared to death. As I'm sure you can appreciate, there is something both exciting and also kind of dangerous about acting on a deep-dark fantasy, especially one like this that involves humiliation.
For my part, I'm committed. I would really love to do this and when I saw your photos today I thought, "Yep. She's the one. She totally looks like she would be into this." Don't know how I knew that but I get a sense about people, even if just through their photos.
Do you want to try to set something up? Or perhaps we should talk on the phone first? I just want to make sure you are totally comfortable with everything. The last thing I would want to do is scare you off or offend you. I see that you're in Hesperia. I live in Santa Monica, which looks to be about 95 miles away. I would be more than happy to come to you, either to your place or to get a hotel room and meet up there. And I would love it if you could assemble a big group of girls, maybe 5-6? It would be awesome to have a great big group there.
Anyway, sorry to ramble. I'm just really happy to hear back from you. My number is (310) 913-4194 if you want to call me. If not, corresponding by e-mail is fine, too.
Look forward to hearing back from you soon... and to an interesting, extraordinary experience!
Don
Hope you enjoyed that. I haven't written back yet, but maybe we can brainstorm and figure out what to say next.. This is ridiculous.
-SAM
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Holy Giant pictures Batman! 
Above is a picture of an actual turkey. I'm including this because after looking at these pictures I'm not sure how many people are familiar with the appearance of said animal.
This cake looks a little too real. Gross. 
Gladly little guy, let's just put you back in this box. 
Yes, because the realness of the menacing turkey face
It looks like someone beat me to it. 
One word...Testicles. You see it I know you do. 
Rooster? Porcupine? Pride Float? Sure, why not. 
