Ramblings of a Nerdy Ninja

It's been a while since I posted anything so I figured to get back into the swing of things we should have a random thoughts post. Yes?...Yes.

*I almost beat up another nerd today.

*I watched the Bonaroo thing on Fuse today. The 'Heed boys did well. Yay NERDS! (not the nerd from the previous post, he get's no yay)

*I'm doing some modeling on Wednesday....wait, WHAT?

*I live with a makeup artist for the next couple of months. Delaney is jealous.

*I miss Delaney. :(

*I always steal Music from Angel's page. :D You find the coolest/ weirdest shit.

* The lipton cup of christ award.

*Pirate shirts.

*Thinking about Wednesday makes me want to throw up in my mouth.

*We're going to the beach on Thursday! YAY!!!!

*I love living in California

*Josh got all of his hair cut off. I may or may not hump his face. :)

I could keep going, but I won't I'm sure it will just get weirder.

-SAM

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Take a moment to take in the SHEER FREAKIN' AWESOMENESS of this picture. Now guess what?!?!?! We're MOVING THERE!! wooohoooo! The ramblings will officially be coming to you from the GORGEOUS state of Arizona sometime after June 5th. I'll let you know when we're settled until then... FUCK YOU NORTH CAROLINA! I'm out!

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Captain's Log, Star Date, May 6th 2009.

Holy hell.

This is a serial killer/rapist waiting to happen. I'm going to troll for more of his videos lets see what sort of debauchery I run in to.



UPDATE: Oooh I hoped and I prayed to baby jesus that it got better. Guess what? IT DOES!

I now post two videos for your viewing pleasure...

"I am devoted to my sweetest Ivy." If this doesn't make you uncomfortable please cease communication with me. Kthanx!




AND....

"Confessions... I cheated on Ivy!" I laughed SO hard...I honestly peed just a little while watching this.

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I believe people only die because they except death as an inevitability. I've convinced myself of this. Will I become immortal?

My belief in this thought means only one of two things. I'm either losing my mind OR (the more preferable of the two) I'm finding it...


Would we be able to fly if no one ever told us we couldn't?

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The Lord of Dreams learns that one must change or die, and makes his decision.


Current comic obsession is The Sandman series by Neil Gaiman. It's beautifully illustrated heavy on the macabre. It's not for everyone it's been described as "The intellectuals comic strip." I know why the hell am I reading it, right?
I actually found out about this through a Tori Amos song "Horses" the lyric is

if there is a way
to find you I will find you
but will you find me if
Neil makes me dream?


After I finish the first volume I'll post a bit more about it. It's hard to get back into reading American comics I'm so used to reading Manga that I keep reading from right to left instead of left to right.. :P

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Where the hell have I been you ask? In space? On some magical journey to a mystic land? On a relaxing vacation to a forgotten land? The answer? Nope, I've been right here at home working my nards off. Spring and sprung as they say and spring is a VERY busy time for our business. Time to get planting, wholesaling and retailing. I will make more of an effort to keep up the blog, but the first few weeks of spring are HECTIC around the house. Nothing snazzy to report on. I miss you ALL!!!

-Sam

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Hiya freakaziods! Wanna exploit your talent for a good cause? Sure you do! I posted a blog about Chi recently, I was reading the blog that his family updates and his wonderful brother Ming had the awesome Idea to do a bunch of charity concerts with the proceeds going directly to Chi. He wants people to contact him that can contribute anything. That means bands, contortionist, whores, belly dancers, fire breathers, and all kinds of money making freaks in general! There will also be a p.o. box set up in the next couple of days where you can send stuff for them to auction off on eBay. I'll be contributing some hand made jewlery. Orgone pendants to be precise- shit to get your mojo flowing in the right direction.

If there is anything you can do please help. If you can't donate money- donate awareness. If nothing else say a little prayer, a mantra, or just demand the universe bring him back to those who love him. Thanks for reading. I love you all!

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