8.17.2009
8.16.2009
My Newest Obsession....
9:47 PM
http://www.myspace.com/robotsindisguiseSo, I've been having my own miniature British invasion. From hilarious new shows I've discovered via BBC to music from MySpace hopping.
I'm in love there is nothing I can do to stop it! Robots in Disguise makes me feel like a disco queen (the gay kind ;) ) I strongly suggest if you have a weird taste in music that you check these girls out. Here are a couple of videos to get you started..
Turn It Up
The Sex Has Made Me Stupid
(side note: this contains quite racy robot porn! You're welcome.)
Lastly the newest single..
The Tears
Hope you all enjoy my newest obsession... I'm sure there will be another next week.
7.22.2009
OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!!!
3:27 PM
Please enjoy the above video my dahlings, it is the first teaser trailer for Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland.
:D
7.11.2009
The 40 year old rapist -Virgins need not apply.
2:00 PM
That's the picture he attached. At first I thought I wouldn't post it, but well he sent it to me so therefore it's mine to do as I wish. My wish is to post it here for public humiliation.. That's what he wanted after all, right?
So After the first mail I responded to him with:
Dear Dan, (his name is actually Don I just noticed that... LMAO)
This is an EXTRAORDINARILY unusual request. I have to admit this seems more like a fantasy than a way to get over your heart break. Why don't you tell me more about your situation?
Less than 30 minutes later I got this in response.
Hey there and thanks for your response!
You are a remarkably astute young woman, and you are exactly right. This is indeed a fantasy of mine, albeit one that originally grew out of some previous heartbreaks. And I will confess, while there is a part of me that kind of believes this will help me move forward, there is another wilder, more exhibitionistic side of me that wants to push the envelope a bit.
I'd be happy to tell you more about my situation and the various girls who broke my heart, the long-distance crushes I had on unattainable young girls, etc. But perhaps we should cut to the chase. Are you intrigued by this? Are you interested in seeing me act this crazy role-play thing out? Are you willing to participate in something extraordinarily unusual?
It sounds like you are! And if so I am simultaneously flattered, unbelievably thrilled and scared to death. As I'm sure you can appreciate, there is something both exciting and also kind of dangerous about acting on a deep-dark fantasy, especially one like this that involves humiliation.
For my part, I'm committed. I would really love to do this and when I saw your photos today I thought, "Yep. She's the one. She totally looks like she would be into this." Don't know how I knew that but I get a sense about people, even if just through their photos.
Do you want to try to set something up? Or perhaps we should talk on the phone first? I just want to make sure you are totally comfortable with everything. The last thing I would want to do is scare you off or offend you. I see that you're in Hesperia. I live in Santa Monica, which looks to be about 95 miles away. I would be more than happy to come to you, either to your place or to get a hotel room and meet up there. And I would love it if you could assemble a big group of girls, maybe 5-6? It would be awesome to have a great big group there.
Anyway, sorry to ramble. I'm just really happy to hear back from you. My number is (310) 913-4194 if you want to call me. If not, corresponding by e-mail is fine, too.
Look forward to hearing back from you soon... and to an interesting, extraordinary experience!
Don
Hope you enjoyed that. I haven't written back yet, but maybe we can brainstorm and figure out what to say next.. This is ridiculous.
-SAM
Hope you enjoyed that. I haven't written back yet, but maybe we can brainstorm and figure out what to say next.. This is ridiculous.
-SAM
You want WHAT?!
3:15 AM
The above picture has nothing to do with the following story except it gives me the same feeling.
So I've been doing a little (very little) modeling recently and I have a profile posted on a site called Model Mayhem (www.modelmayhem.com) just for fun. Now I've gotten a few offers most bogus, some genuine, and some genuinely creepy. My favorite so far was an email I just received. I swear to god I am just copy and pasting here. I'm not adding or taking away ANYTHING. Here is the email in it's entirety. Delaney I know you'll like this one.
Hi NN!
I spotted your portfolio today on Model Mayhem and was really impressed. I love your whole nerd look and actually had a possible assignment for you along those lines.
I am a 28-year-old amateur photographer and magazine editor who regularly uses MM to cast photo shoots. I work very hard to keep things professional but it's been hard not to be blown away by the beauty of girls like you! In fact, I've fallen hard for a number of really beautiful young girls --- only to be rejected by all of them. It's been frustrating, but recently I came up with the crazy idea of turning my heartbreak into something silly.
Basically, the idea I had is that I would be the one who gets dressed up like a total nerd/geek and would meet up somewhere with a big group of cute young girls. You and your girlfriends would boss me around, make fun of me, and make me do whatever you want. The more you humiliate me and taunt me with your beauty the better!
Of course, I can pay you for your time! I was thinking like $50/person if you could get a bunch of your girlfriends together. We could do this wherever you want, but I would prefer not in a big public place. It would only be about 15-20 minutes, and I think it could be really fun if you're up for it. In a weird way, it would rhelp me get over my constantly falling for girls that are too young.
Anyway, let me know if you're at all interested. I know this isn't a modelling assignment and I admit it's an unusual request. But I promise you I am a totally normal, polite and discreet guy, completely safe and very professional. It's just that I have this idea I would love to act on one of these days!
I'm attaching a photo of me here so you can see what I look like. I'd love to hear back from you one way or the other. If you're up for it, awesome!! If not, thanks so much for reading this and best of luck with your modelling career.
Hope to hear from you and have a great weekend,
Don
There you have it darlings. I wrote him back just to see if anymore hilarity would ensue.I'll let you know what happens.
7.05.2009
You're a...
8:50 PM
You are now visiting "Ramblings of a Nerdy Ninja". My little brother (who is 9 btw) just informed me he has a blog called "Ramblings of a Ninja". What the hell? For one what the hell does a 9 year old blog about? Not to mention everything else that is wrong with that.
Seesh.
6.28.2009
Emergency!!!
1:56 AM
So Thursday morning I woke up to horrendous stomach pains and as I jumped out of be what did I find? That I was passing out. Not once, but twice. I woke up my husband who was FREAKED out to say the least (after last summers seizure). After the confusion cleared I told him I felt much better except for some pains in my lower stomach and chest I felt like I could get back to sleep. Hesitantly he agreed. About an hour later I woke up to the same thing except this time I couldn't breathe I tried to get out of bed only to have that same familiar feeling over take me, cold sweats, ringing in my ears, white spots in my vision and the feeling of my heart pounding in the back of my neck. So kicking and screaming (more like gasping and whining) the husband drags me to the hospital.
Upon arrival they take me back immediately (much to the disapproval of the man in front of us who was there with his father who *I swear to god* was there for "acne in his armpit"). Over the course of 7 hours they did the following to me:
* EKG- my heart is fine
*Took 3 vials of blood (although the nurse was awesome I didn't know she had poked me until she said "Almost done!")
*Made me pee in a cup. (I didn't realize how hard this was when you can't breathe)
*Gave me a shot of anti inflammatory something.
*Took chest XRAYS (Where I had to lift my arms over my head, which cut my breathing off to about 40%)
*Gave me an I.V. and injected it with florescent dye and took a CT Scan *the sudden onset of chest pains and trouble breathing in a girl my age could have meant blood clot to the lung* (Which I had to lay down during which cut my breathing to about 20%. Also the nurse who helped my get into a "comfortable" position told me that I would feel flushing in my face and neck when the dye was pushed through and I MIGHT feel like I have to pee. Well hate to break it to you buddy I DID pee.
So I waited two more hours (with the IV still in :( ) to find out... ready for the big diagnosis?!?!
I Pulled all the muscles in my chest and stomach. Also I fainted because of the anemia( which we already knew.)
I left with pain pills and muscle relaxers and a husband who won't let me off the couch for the next few days. I never realized how hard it was to sit still.
I can't imagine how much this is going to cost my uninsured ass, but what the hell at least I'm not going to die. Well the husbands coming I better run back to the couch!!!
Lots of Love,
SAM
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