Ramblings of a Nerdy Ninja

Take a moment to take in the SHEER FREAKIN' AWESOMENESS of this picture. Now guess what?!?!?! We're MOVING THERE!! wooohoooo! The ramblings will officially be coming to you from the GORGEOUS state of Arizona sometime after June 5th. I'll let you know when we're settled until then... FUCK YOU NORTH CAROLINA! I'm out!

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Captain's Log, Star Date, May 6th 2009.

Holy hell.

This is a serial killer/rapist waiting to happen. I'm going to troll for more of his videos lets see what sort of debauchery I run in to.



UPDATE: Oooh I hoped and I prayed to baby jesus that it got better. Guess what? IT DOES!

I now post two videos for your viewing pleasure...

"I am devoted to my sweetest Ivy." If this doesn't make you uncomfortable please cease communication with me. Kthanx!




AND....

"Confessions... I cheated on Ivy!" I laughed SO hard...I honestly peed just a little while watching this.

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I believe people only die because they except death as an inevitability. I've convinced myself of this. Will I become immortal?

My belief in this thought means only one of two things. I'm either losing my mind OR (the more preferable of the two) I'm finding it...


Would we be able to fly if no one ever told us we couldn't?

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