11.25.2009

Just in time for Thanksgiving! WTF Turkey Cakes!

12:15 AM

Above is a picture of an actual turkey. I'm including this because after looking at these pictures I'm not sure how many people are familiar with the appearance of said animal.


#25
This cake looks a little too real. Gross.

# 24
Gladly little guy, let's just put you back in this box.


#23
I believe this is called Copy Right Infringement.


#22
I realize the water mark says "cakes by Sam", but I SWEAR I had
nothing to do with this atrocity.

#21
Yes, because the realness of the menacing turkey face
distracts you from the train wreck behind it.

#20

Greasy? Glossy? Glistening? Candied? Fuck if I know.


#19
If I'm not mistaken that's Fozzy Bear doing his best turkey impersonation.
Woka Woka!

I'm not sure the technical name for that red flappy thing, but what
I do know is, that it makes me want to vomit.


#17
It looks like someone beat me to it.


#16
One word...Testicles. You see it I know you do.


#15

Uhm....good job?


#14

Mmmm chocolate and feathers! YUM!


#13

Cake by Helen Keller.


#12
Rooster? Porcupine? Pride Float? Sure, why not.


#11

At lest the shape is right...sorta.


#10

Turd Turkey does NOT approve!


#9

Now with C-section scar! Delicious!



#8
See why I felt the need to show an actual turkey?
People have a VERY loose grasp on bird anatomy.


#7

After seeing this cake I doubt Joe stuck around to see his 21st.


#6

This regal turkey wanted to look his best before his was
killed, plucked and shoved with sage stuffing. Lovely.


#5

This is what rabies looks like. DO NOT WANT!


#4

In soviet Russia turkey eat you! RUUUUN!!!!


#3

ZOMBIE! KILL IT! KILL IT! DOUBLE TAP!


#2

This looks slightly pornographic. Also it's early.


#1

Holy shit.



Hope you guys enjoyed! Happy Turkey DAY!!!!
-NN