Just in time for Thanksgiving! WTF Turkey Cakes!
12:15 AM
Above is a picture of an actual turkey. I'm including this because after looking at these pictures I'm not sure how many people are familiar with the appearance of said animal.#25
This cake looks a little too real. Gross. # 24
Gladly little guy, let's just put you back in this box. 
I believe this is called Copy Right Infringement.
#22
I realize the water mark says "cakes by Sam", but I SWEAR I had
nothing to do with this atrocity.
#21
Yes, because the realness of the menacing turkey face
Yes, because the realness of the menacing turkey face distracts you from the train wreck behind it.
#20
Greasy? Glossy? Glistening? Candied? Fuck if I know.
#19
If I'm not mistaken that's Fozzy Bear doing his best turkey impersonation.
Woka Woka!
I'm not sure the technical name for that red flappy thing, but what
I do know is, that it makes me want to vomit.
#17
It looks like someone beat me to it.
It looks like someone beat me to it. #16
One word...Testicles. You see it I know you do.
One word...Testicles. You see it I know you do. #15
Uhm....good job?
#14
Mmmm chocolate and feathers! YUM!
#13
Cake by Helen Keller.
#12
Rooster? Porcupine? Pride Float? Sure, why not.
Rooster? Porcupine? Pride Float? Sure, why not. #11
At lest the shape is right...sorta.
#10
Turd Turkey does NOT approve!
#9
Now with C-section scar! Delicious!
#8
See why I felt the need to show an actual turkey?
People have a VERY loose grasp on bird anatomy.
#7
After seeing this cake I doubt Joe stuck around to see his 21st.
#6
This regal turkey wanted to look his best before his was
killed, plucked and shoved with sage stuffing. Lovely.
#5
This is what rabies looks like. DO NOT WANT!
#4
In soviet Russia turkey eat you! RUUUUN!!!!
#3
ZOMBIE! KILL IT! KILL IT! DOUBLE TAP!
#2
This looks slightly pornographic. Also it's early.
#1
Holy shit.
Hope you guys enjoyed! Happy Turkey DAY!!!!
-NN
4 comments:
LMAO. SAMMY. love it. I want to poke the shiny one. it looks sick.
LOL!!! what a great blog! i can't believe cakes like that have really been made...
Soon I'll post my favorite bad cakes... The ones that look like REAL babies!
"who wants the face?"
Tim Burton couldn't have dreamed up a more repugnant gallery of grotesques.
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