Ramblings of a Nerdy Ninja

I have exactly no creativity this week or maybe I just really like these ideas, either way here is another stolen idea. Delaney recently posted "5 creepy facts about myself no one wants to know."
I figure well hell I might as well tell people things they don't want to know too which is a departure from my usual nature...no wait it's the same as always. Moving on.


Creepy Fact 1. I like to buy bags of rainblow bubblegum balls (all the little different colored ones) and eat the whole bag in one sitting, but only chewing each piece until the flavor is gone. I then will stick it to the top of a can or water bottle collecting the entire bag of chewed gum just because. I only throw it away once they've all been chewed.


Creepy Fact 2. I pick my nose when men check me out. Listen dickhole I'm married, you're scary,but please enjoy this booger.


Creepy Fact 3. I carry a 6 inch knife at all times. If I need to I know how to kill someone in a pinch. Also I know how to remove all of the skin from the back of a would be attackers hand before they could touch me.


Creepy Fact 4. I collect stuffed elephants and give them all names that start with H. (I personally think this is THE most disturbing thing on the list)


Creepy Fact 5. When I was little I was convinced that E.T. lived in my grandmothers toilet and he would wait for you to poop because that's what he ate.


See I'm even weirder than you thought.


Side note: It's a week until my birthday. Yay!

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So my buddy Angel did a post about random things she was thinking and I'm stealing it. I like the idea. Ready? Set! Go!


* It's funny that Angel and Anger are only different because of one letter

* Twilight is the most overrated p.o.s. I've ever seen. I realize I am the only woman to feel this way.

* I like glitter.

* "nothing compares to a quiet evening alone.."

* That man on t.v. has an obscenely large bottom lip.

* Oh shit, my music stopped.

* I wonder why I have this sudden fascination with Paramore

* What the hell would I do without spell check? I get nervous when I don't have it.

* Children growing up today are going to be so ignorant. BOB forbid the internet ever goes away.

* Why am I most comfortable in the dark with blaring music?

* I hope Angel likes her present.

* FUCK BEANS! I didn't send Delaney's package I suck. I should have sent it last Thursday.

* I want to be a gypsy for realz.

* I hate when people use 'z' in place of 's' .

* I love being in love.

* What the frick do I want to do for my birthday?

* Ooooh, I get to dress girly on Saturday. Yay!

* People are so fucking stupid. OF COURSE you didn't win the mexican lottery..did you enter it? No you didn't? THEN HOW ARE YOU GOING TO WIN IT?!?!?!?!

* "How did we get here? I used to know you so well..."

* I'm supposed to make a facebook page, but I'm being lazy.

Alright I'm sure that's more than anyone wants to read. That is HONEST to bob how my mind works. I wrote that in about 2 minutes all of that fired through that mushy part between my ears in that time. I wish I could quiet it sometimes, but I think I'd get lonely. I could keep going, but then you'd know to much about me...

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