Ramblings of a Nerdy Ninja

I love propaganda films. They make me very happy. Also it makes me feel cool to know that if I smoke enough pot I'll be compelled to dance the Charleston while laughing manically which will all lead up to me murdering my friends because I'm crazed with REFER MADNESS!

So first lets start with the terrifying homosexual. Always remember the homosexual may appear normal, but they have a disease of the mind it isn't visible like small-pox. This very informative video is called "BOYS BEWARE!" Please take note all facts were checked before producing this video by asking drunk bigot assholes. :D



I like how hitchhiking is A-Okay in this video! Boy, are your views fucked up or what?
Even though that video is funny it still pisses me off a bit. Idiots.


Oh dear god. "Mom I got my first period. WHAT DO I DO?" " Well honey, you simply strap on this maxi pad that's roughly the size of a football. There don't you feel protected?"
Sex Ed for girls parts I and II courtesy of the 50's

I think her Dr. is a rapist.


In this video take special note that our wombs look JUST like a ram. We are awesome.

Men before you ask, YES we all shoot arrows out of our vagina.

I HAVE TO HAVE THAT POSTER! In case you missed it (or didn't watch it at all)..
During Menstruation

Do

*Bathe or shower
*Wash Hair
*Swim
*Dance
*Picnic


Do Moderately

*Skate
*Ride horseback
*Play Fast Games
*Square dance (WTF?!)




Now to my favorite DRUG propaganda!!! NO!

The first one is about dropping acid, as we all know acid is no fucking joke once you drop it please enjoy the next 8 hours of brain fucking, but seriously hotdogs? Who wants to eat when they drop acid?! Someone should have fact checked.



This video is a teen anti-drug film. I'm beyond words.This shit is heavy on the jive talk if you get my drift. Let me go smoke a bowl..I'm sorry let me go smoke a reefers and I'll get back to you..

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Boy am I glad I grew up in a time when video cameras were to expensive and you only took pictures on special occasions. I can't imagine what horrible videos I'd have on the internet if I would have be born 10 years later.

Now a few of these videos are vintage goodies from a public access show called "Stairway to Stardom" think Star Search with no funding.




Girls gone wild...Scratch that, this is Girls gone FAIL



Just remember before you post anything before you DO anything.. the shame will last forever.


I know that is is my fail post, but this little guy is so freakin' cute I had to post this

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I had no intentions of doing another dirty song post however the last one prompted some of the most hilariously offensive comments ever. (I love you girls by the way.) The video has nothing to do with the song, but it's the only one on youtube.




I'm including all the lyrics because the whole song is just that dirty.


Kinder Whore

Feed us, tease us
I've got this power in my genitals
Let me go on for
Tease me, I'll stand high
Attention deficit
Don't pull short of what I'm near

I will tease her

Beautiful, a tease, yea.
Can your dick support your body weight?
Turn round and let me show you what I mean
Yea, yea, ..?
I've played with other girls
But Kinder is my whore

I will tease her
I'm more and more, of yours
And I'll wait, ah-hai
And I'll wait, ah-hai
And I'll wait, ah-hai
Cause I'm not afraid, tease her
You've got the best of me, yeah
Figured out
Cause I'm not afraid, tease her
You've got the best of me, yeah
Figured out

Pull!

I went, I went to the bottom,
I slip, for me it's you
Oh sweet, as papa's girl should be
Oh shit, what have I found?

I twisted
And my arms hurt
And I took down
Oh yeah to the bottom
Do I scare you?
Well I should be
(Its broken) I bore them

You know you'll break in scaredom
You wont fight when your sore
Come on you have to break that change
You'll slip when your sore
Get up, aren't your arms still working?
You'll slip when you're sore
Come here I could use that again...



I call my husband "poppa bear" sometimes so I thought that line in bold was funny.

So the score is Shabutie 2 for 2.

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So I pretend to be a painter. I have no real talent. Actually I guess pretending could be a talent.. well there is that thing I do with a toy car , a grown man, and a bottle of hot sauce. No that's probably more of a felony. I'll get back to you on that. Anyways here are some of my recent doodles ::eek::


Shinigami-Jealousy L's all seeing eye


The Unnamed alien geisha

And her unnamed alien sister..
I'm working on a self portrait that will probably never see the light of day...

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I'd forgotten about this song.

( it's impossible to find the goddamned CD! If anyone knows where to get it that would be sweet)

I love this song it's filthy haha ^-^



My favorite lyrics in this dirty masterpiece are:

But I'm not ready to fuck her
Fuck her, fuck her, just to fuck her
I just can't think anyways
So give me my pussy you whore

(I'm standing here, I'm waiting)

When in doubt, Ohh
When in doubt, Ohh
When in doubt, just get down on your knees and suck me
When in doubt, Ohh
When in doubt, Ohh
When in doubt, just get down on your knees and suck

Really it's sound advice to any woman.. oops got to go if my husband finds out I'm not chained to the stove I'll get it for sure! God forbid he finds out I can read!

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So I was reminiscing as we girls like to do about incense and flowers..oh wait that was something else I watched on youtube nevermind. lol.

I was thinking about our wedding three years ago and how lucky I am to be married to someone with such a beautiful soul that fits me perfectly.
Any who I wanted to share the piece of music that I walked down the isle to and as you all know Josh and I aren't the conventional type so I refused to have some old lady who smelled like death and polygrip play "here comes the bride".
Our ceremony was small with only our closest friends, although one VERY IMPORTANT invitation didn't make it where it should have. Renee I'm sorry still. It was a candle lit hippy type event where we paid homage to those who were there in spirit. We had a woman preform the ceremony who was ordained in several cultures. To honor our heritage we did a native american hand binding . It was so sweet and so us. Not a lot of fuss just a lot of love, friends, and food. I see I've gone into more detail than I meant to anyway here's the music it's 311-Coda every time I listen to it I get those same butterflies I got that day..



And for those of you I know who are about to get married just remember BREATHE! No matter what goes right or what goes wrong the first moment you get to say "Oh my god, you're my husband." It's the most beautiful feeling and nothing compares. Just remember you'll get through it and laugh about it later even if it's not funny when they have to postpone your walk down the isle because your mother in law to be has just set a plant on fire.. oops.

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We all do it, we all have a "getting busy" soundtrack. Most people like a little Barry, perhaps some Al, if you're feeling really romantic maybe some R&B from back in the day. Not me kiddos I like to get busy to dirty music.
May I present to you "It's time to do it, whether you want it or not, stop crying, I'm taking it...". What you didn't name yours? You should. Let's people know what they're in for. :D Of course I'm married so HE KNOWS what he's gotten himself into.

There are really only a few bands worthy of a dirty sex CD. That's not to say this is the only music I listen to, but it's the kinkiest :D

In a VERY specific order.
1. A Perfect Circle-The Package
Slow and seductive and no one has a voice like Maynard. Meow Bitch.


2.Deftones-Digital Bath
This song is about a fantasy the singer had which involved taking a bath with a woman, bathing her,murdering her, removing her from the bath,drying and redressing her. I know it SCREAMS let's make love you don't have to tell me.


3. A perfect Circle-The Noose
See Above.


4.Tool-Stink Fist
Granted the title conjures images I could live without the lyrics will rock your socks.. considering at this point you're still wearing them (weirdo)


5.Deftones-Kimdracula
Noticing a pattern here? Neither am I. Side Note:I picked this particular video because it's hilariously random..


6.A Perfect Circle-Pet
Sometimes a pet is all you need...


7. Deftones-Needles and Pins. The first time I heard this song I was rolling my ass off and ever since it was love. This is the kind of song that if you put on headphones, turn it up and close your eyes it will completely consume you..


8.Tool-H
The video has nothing to do with the song, but what a great movie.. (I'm easily sidetracked)


9. Deftones-Be quiet and drive
It's fucking beautiful and that breathing in the begining still gets me after all these years..



10.A Perfect Circle-A Stranger
It just sounds sweet it's a good ending to a fun time :D



Well I hope you enjoyed this feel free to rip it off if this is your style.. you dirty kids. If you haven't made your own music to get busy to I recommed you do it can change the whole vibe. Also remember to name it so they get that warnings... ;)

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I love the internet. It's so depraved. May I present to you Dinosaurs Fucking Robots.. www.dinosaursfuckingrobots.com lmao.

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I had come to my blog today with the intentions of bitching and moaning about all the things that have happened in the last week, but I have had a change of heart or maybe my drugs kicked in either way I think I'd rather focus on the good things.
The way I see it is bad things will always happen, but it's the way we react to them that gives them power. If something happens and you take notice of it, briefly access the situation see if it requires any type of action if not, then let it go.
Appreciate every feeling that's what makes us human the fact that we have the ability to experience all of these beautiful emotions. Don't let emotions take you over if something upsets you and makes you sad appreciate your sadness experience your sadness, but don't let sadness become you. Take a deep breath and remember it will all be over soon. Nothing lasts forever a new feeling a new experience will come and then we'll be off on that adventure.

Side note: When searching for a picture to head this I read something that made me smile it said "Remember sex is emotion in motion." I like that so all of you get out there and get in motion.

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Now for things I need. This addition of things I need these are T-shirts I need.

I saw this one on the internet but I have NO Idea where to get it.. bu
t it's FUCKING GREAT!
Here are a couple more from the anonymous world wide web no idea where they came from if anyone knows please let me know.(I think it's from t-shirthell)

And now some of my favorites from www.tshirthell.com


Fuck yes. If you're offended than you just don't get me.. so :P

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Love it Love it LOVE IT!
It's official any part of me that remained non nerdy is dead. WOO HOO!
Long live the fucking nerds!!!

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