2.20.2009

Dirtiest. Song. Ever.

10:40 PM


I'd forgotten about this song.

( it's impossible to find the goddamned CD! If anyone knows where to get it that would be sweet)

I love this song it's filthy haha ^-^



My favorite lyrics in this dirty masterpiece are:

But I'm not ready to fuck her

Fuck her, fuck her, just to fuck her
I just can't think anyways
So give me my pussy you whore

(I'm standing here, I'm waiting)

When in doubt, Ohh
When in doubt, Ohh
When in doubt, just get down on your knees and suck me
When in doubt, Ohh
When in doubt, Ohh
When in doubt, just get down on your knees and suck

Really it's sound advice to any woman.. oops got to go if my husband finds out I'm not chained to the stove I'll get it for sure! God forbid he finds out I can read!

14 comments:

Delaney the Undead said...

are you serious??? this is real???


why do all of my comments for your blog always include 'are you serious??? this is real???" lmao

NerdySam said...

Because everything I post is just that awesome and unbelievable/illegal.

It's Shabutie, son.

Angel Ariel Smith said...

The most delicious song to ever grace my ears this week. It made me feel as if I made love and been raped all in one sitting.

NerdySam said...

Goddamnit I love you girls. It's nice to know I'm not the only one who thinks sick jokes with. And yes Angel I got the same feeling. LMAO

Delaney the Undead said...

lol..for the record. i wish I had leprosy too. and Id give mic todd a lollipop anyday.

NerdySam said...

LoL You are aware "lollipop" is code for dirty kinky rough raunchy buttsecks right? LMAO

Delaney the Undead said...

lol..oh really? well then Mic Todd should give ME a lollipop. Bish.

teehee

NerdySam said...

This topic has turned into a hilarious rape conversation. First it's Angel now Delaney's imagining anally raping a famous guy. This really turned out MUCH better than I could have ever hoped.

Delaney the Undead said...

We need to get other people in on this.

Oh and Ill be super gentle with mic todd, promise. i lurrrvveee him.


Ill need some mood music though. Sam, can I borrow youre Rick Astley CD?

"Never gonna give you up...never gonna let you down.."

NerdySam said...

I don't mind lending it to you, but it's the remix ..

"never gonna let you up, im totally gonna raa-ape yoou."

Are we sure we want other people in on this conversation? I mean I'm sure you could...we could get arrested for this conversation.

Delaney the Undead said...

lol...*ahem*

its time to set the record striaght. i will never ever plan on raping mic todd...


...because you cant rape the willing.

thank you,

-Dee

NerdySam said...

Ahahahahaha. I hope no one with feelings/morals reads this. :D We're sick, but I like it!

Angel Ariel Smith said...

LMAO...I sat here pondering for awhile on how to comment this conversation.

There is absolutley no words to explain how deeply hilarious,crude and amusing this post has gone to.

Now lets all remember: It's not rape if they're screaming no, because no actually means yes.

NerdySam said...

Oh my god. So I'm married now, but before I was married my maiden name was RAPE (honestly I swear to Ali Baba) and I was chatting with some of my nerd friends online and we were joking about my last name and how I should have marketed products. Well my idea was I should have marketed condoms.. and Of course I made an advertisement for it. Here's the link. I'm glad you two are fucked up also.

http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j220/douchesarefunny/cr15205031-1.jpg?t=1235265022


I wonder how many people will refuse to read my blog after this.